Mitt The Murdering Mormon UPDATED

Mitt Romney is a Crazed Homicidal Maniac!

The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress

“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be American”

Satan Stands With Newt

Newt Gingrich just happens to be the finest example of an amoral leader America has ever produced— and that’s why he has my complete incendiary support.

Dogging Obama

“…wherever the president appears, I will appear four hours later.”

Politicizing Zappadan 2011

Two Hundred Motel security guard throws clown-suited Newt Gingrich out of Motel’s parking lot.

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.

Hotline To God

The Republican Hotline to God has been really busy…