URANTIA, (C.U. News) – Top Secret documents leaked from the McCain Campaign today include blueprints from the DoubleTalk Express. It’s hybrid engine apparently combines elements of a garbage powered flux capacitor with a navigational unit from an infinite improbability drive. To review: The Flux Capacitor, by Roger Zemeckis, “Back To The Future“ The flux capacitor…was described by Doc as “what …
You know, if this trend continues to gain momentum, it wont be Obama that defeats McCain— it’ll be YouTube. Another historic first.
You probably thought that when Cindy McCain‘s reputation was sautéed by a low-level campaign staffer who plagiarized the Internets for less than authentic McCain Family recipes for the McCain website, that they would have at least smacked her hand— the intern, not Cindy— and told her to go and sin no more. But the little dollop has had a relapse …
Friday The Thirteenth Has Forever Been Redefined WASHINGTON—Properly safeguarding the illusion of democracy is “job one” at Diebold, but nobody’s perfect. Our shadowy Overlords are occasionally exposed to the blinding light of reality when their computers hiccup, today revealing a McCain victory in November’s presidential election more than four months ahead of schedule. Not to worry. Television Networks, ever sensitive …
A McCain spokesman recently accused Sen. Barack Obama of “launching … tired negative attacks” against Sen. McCain for simply pointing out McCain’s most recent gaffe, claiming he had “supported every investigation” into the causes of the Katrina response when in fact two of his votes were actually cast to prevent investigations. McCain campaign spokesman Brian Rogers: It doesn’t bode well …
Our friend Driftglass has a gaggle of fine people who comment over there, and in our continuing effort to get them over here, I occasionally take their pithy comments and share them here. Because good ideas need to be shared, that’s why. Okay. I have gardening to do, too. Tanbark said: Did Jane Hamsher post that at FDL, because she …
First we get Hucklebee making funny about a gun being pointed at Obama. Then we get the Clint justifying staying in the campaign because Obama could get hisself assassinated by some hard-working white gumball. Now we get Faux Noise “contributor” Liz Fox Trotter, who supposedly recognizes Hillary Clinton’s comment was a “campaign killer,” and not a minute later coughs up …
