Sentients And Lizard People

It’s not every day that Bill Maher gets it right, but when he does, he really does. America is loaded with “Lizard People.” “People” who wonder where the sun goes at night. People with the collective mental acumen of crab grass.

The Teachable Moment Goes Down

The “teachable moment” promised by president Obama which the hapless MSM dubbed teh Beer Summit has gone into the history books without so much as a footnoted burp. Fortunately— or not— some press monkey was thoughtful enough to bring a parabolic mike to the sidelines where the White House corralled the press core after an initial mingle moment, and has produced this remarkable transcript of the event.

Compassionate Conservative Emergency

Oh yes we are. Sonoran Alliance: Named a ‘rising star’ by the Capitol Hill newspaper, Roll Call, only three years ago, U.S. Representative Marsha Blackburn has quickly earned a renowned reputation as one of America’s most articulate and engaged political leaders. But you must see and hear this “articulate and engaged” “rising star” for yourself: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_xnUVrJx1I&feature=channel[/youtube] The National Journal described …

Help Our Lovable Banksters

“It’s not that you win or lose, but how you play the game.” — Milburn Drysdale “Honesty and integrity are the very cornerstones of the great institution of banking.  And they are strengthened by the mortar of fair and democratic competition.” — Jane Hathaway “That is the courageous attitude that has kept the doors of our bank open through economic …

No More Monkeyin’ Around

“‘Human animal’ hybrid freaks.” That’s just toooo rich …the irony nearly crushes my hybrid duckbill.

Dunderheads

Those cute little racist rascals, Jeffy Sessions and Lindsey Grahamcracker, were as cute as they could be this week, but their cuteness didn’t fool Craig Crawford…

Sean’s Latest Buttload

Normally, it’s prudent to ignore Sean Hannity, an infantile little shit-stick who can look you in the eye and lie unblinking. But not today.