Satan Stands With Newt

Newt Gingrich just happens to be the finest example of an amoral leader America has ever produced— and that’s why he has my complete incendiary support.

When Super PACs Attack

Ironic that Newt Gingrich, the father of modern American slime politics, had become the poster child of the post Citizens Untied era

January LIAR

The January LIAR takes on Newter’s split personality; seriously— only two??

Dogging Obama

“…wherever the president appears, I will appear four hours later.”

Politicizing Zappadan 2011

Two Hundred Motel security guard throws clown-suited Newt Gingrich out of Motel’s parking lot.

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.

Don’t Sprays Me, Bro (Update)

Dozens of kittens who had peacefully gathered on a UC Davis sidewalk were assaulted by the Campus police—Oh wait— those weren’t kittens…