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JESUS RETURNS

The extraordinary event began unfolding at approximately 9 AM EST at the Bainbridge House Ballroom when a man…strode to the podium and exclaimed, “Peace be upon you. I am the person you know as Jesus of Nazareth.”

The Pinocchio Principle

The party of “family values” has become the lock-step party of “NO!” values; has become the purveyors of lies, selfishness, cowardice, and designing hypocrisy. . .

Republicans Are People Too

Republicans are people too. They just don’t belong in government anymore.

BREAKING Dick Hospitalized

Former de facto President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with rectal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…

Look At Them Toad Suckers

How about Them Tea Baggers, Ain’t they wags? Sittin’ there suckin’ Them big GOPper-Bags.

Miss Fortune Teller

Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night, A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair As she engaged in an ancient ritual. The ones that had gathered did not see What the Fortune Teller was doing For she was …