Top Ten “Higher Callings” of Sarah Palin
You betcha we’re intrigued by the phrase “higher calling,”so we pushed our moose steaks aside and looked at the ten most likely possibilities for a wingnut ex-governor…
Category: Humor
Help Our Lovable Banksters
“It’s not that you win or lose, but how you play the game.” — Milburn Drysdale “Honesty and integrity are the very cornerstones of the great institution of banking. And they are strengthened by the mortar of fair and democratic competition.” — Jane Hathaway “That is the courageous attitude that has kept the doors of our bank open through economic …
No More Monkeyin’ Around
“‘Human animal’ hybrid freaks.” That’s just toooo rich …the irony nearly crushes my hybrid duckbill.
Dunderheads
Those cute little racist rascals, Jeffy Sessions and Lindsey Grahamcracker, were as cute as they could be this week, but their cuteness didn’t fool Craig Crawford…
Failin’ Palin Taibbi
She’s inarticulate to the point of entirely unintended hilarity, the worst thing to happen to the English language since Mr. Potato Head, and can see Russia from her house.
Sarah Baradiva’s Doomsday Clock
Tick tock, tick tock… Euripides observed that those whom the gods would destroy they first make crazy. Today’s NY Times article, Palin’s Long March to a Short-Notice Resignation documents the Greek tragedy that has become Sarah Baradiva’s sorry little life. Proving that the law of karma is chock-a-block full with irony and not a little humor, the writers save the …
LEAVE SARAH ALONE!!!
If you must see the original insufferable rant again, (or, bless you, for the first time), there’s the whole fucking thing. …And how fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Britney Sarah after all she has been through! She lost her aunt VP bid, she went through a divorce depression. She had two four five fuckin’ kids. Her …
