AUGUST WINGNUT AT THE BIG CHICKEN

Wingnuts are voracious eaters; they loves them some fried stuff. I’m a voracious reader; so when I happened upon a shiny new copy of WINGNUT magazine in the restroom of The Big Chicken in Marietta, Georgia, I did the Right thing: I totally appropriated it.

RIP John Hughes

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1gEzv0FJNs&feature=related[/youtube] You got some days off coming;  enjoy.

Chuck Wanker Rides Again

Rachel Weiner: In a column Tuesday, actor and conservative political figure Chuck Norris argued that President Obama should release his birth certificate. Norris said that he finds it “a bit of a groundless stretch” to believe the president is not from Hawaii. Yet, he tells Obama, “Refusing to post your original birth certificate is an unwise political and leadership decision …

Sentients And Lizard People

It’s not every day that Bill Maher gets it right, but when he does, he really does. America is loaded with “Lizard People.” “People” who wonder where the sun goes at night. People with the collective mental acumen of crab grass.

PALIN’S KENYAN BIRTH CERTIFICATE SURFACES

Well it was bound to happen; now wait ten seconds before someone says it’s a fake!

The Teachable Moment Goes Down

The “teachable moment” promised by president Obama which the hapless MSM dubbed teh Beer Summit has gone into the history books without so much as a footnoted burp. Fortunately— or not— some press monkey was thoughtful enough to bring a parabolic mike to the sidelines where the White House corralled the press core after an initial mingle moment, and has produced this remarkable transcript of the event.

“There Is Absolutely No Plan”

Ex-governor and potential leader of the free world, Sarah Palin made it clear: “I cannot express enough there is no plan after July 26. There is absolutely no plan.”