Palin’s New Book

Here at US we just received an advanced copy of the cover of Sarah Baracuda‘s highly anticipated first work of historical fiction biography, Going Rogue, and we thought we’d share it with you. Until the actual text becomes available,  we can only analyze the text on the cover itself. We found the main title, Going Rogue, confusing. “Going” is the …

Teh Motivatinator©

Teh Motivatinator© will be touring soon, but save you’re $4.95; we’ve got the whole speech for you right here. That’s it. What; You really expected more from him?? Didn’t we all.

Milkin’ It

I don’t do much cow dairy, so imagine my shock at seeing this vicious attack on four of our nation’s most profligate smug lying bastards.

Sick Puppy Speaks

Sick Puppy portrait of George Herbert Walker “Poppy” “Popeye” Bush* If you endured the “prudent” George Herbert Walker Bush debacle during 1989-1993, then you know why his spawn, “W” Bush, was an even more devastating u-turn for the country. But unlike W, at least George senior was skillful enough to capitalize on his daddy’s connections, and after enrolling in a …

GOPPER.COM

The new GOPper.com has an addictive refresh feature that throws up (no pun intended) a new Republican face every time you refresh the page. I got a black face on the first refresh, and got six blacks out of the first ten pics, which is cool, because we all know the new Republican Party is 60% black… Aw ite! What up, dog?

Goin’ Rowg

Wasilly — ALASKA You might know by now that Sarah Palin has been pallin’ around with a wicked extremist ghostwriter. And with the help of this weg, she’s written a 400 page book in less than two months! And the ink-laden pulp will be on the shelves just in time to celebrate Turkey Day. But the irony only begins there.