VALLEY GIRL
FRANK LIKE, HAD A WAY of putting his greasy fingers on discrete portions of society’s festering open wound in a way that always satirized on more than one level. . .
Category: Humor
ZAPPADAN ’09
We begin our celebration of ZAPADAN ’09 with a look back at ZAPPADAN ’08, our first foray into the dark underbelly of the emerging world-wide Zappanese culture.
BullShit Runner
I’m not a subscriber to BullShit Runner Magazine. It’s too expensive. But I did manage to snag this copy from the unisex restroom at Running Rogue, a new theme running equipment store that just opened at the end of Columbia Center Mall in Kennewick next to the Lids store. I was in Kennewick to sample the Friday night seafood buffet at the Crow’s Nest, detailed here. . .
HuluciKating
We won’t say how we came by this picture, but we think this image is genuinely indicative of Ms Couric’s awesome ability to shake that money-maker, rather than all the wild and crazy photochopping that’s being done to Katie’s celebratory bump’ngrind lately, thanks to the gentle prodding of Blue Gal.
NIGHTmares IN WHITE SATIN
Imagine waking up reeking with sweat, trembling, and screaming, because you just saw First Princess Carrie Prejean leering at you over the chubby shoulder of President-Queen-elect Sarah Palin, while Mittens Romney, Second Princess, in full evening gown drag with magic undies ridin’ high, fawns over her other shoulder… and that roaring chainsaw sound permeating this paralyzing visage? It’s none other than the First Dude’s ATV, riding roughshod over Michelle and the kids’ vegetable garden…
Conservatives Said To Be Changing Pledge of Allegiance?
One divisible nation under God? WASHINGTON — D.C. The Bachmann Turned-on Overdrive Tea Party turned ugly today when the Liberal Press got hold of Missouri Republican Rep. Todd Akin‘s apparent attempt to change the nation’s only agreed upon pledge of allegiance. Americans claiming to be true Patriots said they recognized immediately that Rep. Akin dropped the word “indivisible” from the …
