The Pinocchio Principle

The party of “family values” has become the lock-step party of “NO!” values; has become the purveyors of lies, selfishness, cowardice, and designing hypocrisy. . .

BREAKING Dick Hospitalized

Former de facto President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with rectal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…

Look At Them Toad Suckers

How about Them Tea Baggers, Ain’t they wags? Sittin’ there suckin’ Them big GOPper-Bags.

LOUD MOCKERS Strike Again

[youtube width=”480″ height=”344″]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zagXJbfVnbY&feature=player_embedded#[/youtube] I can’t wait for Sarah Palin to weigh in on this scorching satire of the teabaggets, now that she’s been bitch slapped to a pulp by an actress with a sense of humor; something Palin only pretends to have.  My hope is she’ll simply exhaust herself from the increasingly frequent bouts of fake outrage, until she finally …

Repugs Fly Into The Cuckoo’s Nest

BlueGal found some RWNJ photoshopper who was looking for a reason to show Nancy Pelosi’s breasties

Wink, Whine, Don’t Quit.

A mere two days after discovering she uses crib notes scribbled on her hands— a practice generally associated with high school cheating— Sarah Palin has again turned the tables on the “Lame Stream Media.”

Miss Fortune Teller

Hypocrisy be damned, Miss Fortune Teller reads a teleprompter jab off her own fleshy-feely Telepalmer Deep in a Nashville fog, at the darkest time of night, A (Rogue) Miss Fortune Teller sat in a comfy chair As she engaged in an ancient ritual. The ones that had gathered did not see What the Fortune Teller was doing For she was …