The “REAL” America Sarah Palin enthuses about to small town America as if she were talking to five year old children can best be understood by its two major differences: yurr Pro-Amerricans, and also yurr Anti-Americans. Pro Amerricans love America, also Anti-Americans hate America. Also, Pro-Amerricans love our flag, Anti-Americans also hate our flag. Pro-Amerricans also hate terrorists, Anti-Americans arrrrrrrrre Terrorists.
John McCain Accidentally Left On Campaign Bus Overnight It’s 10:00 PM. Do you know where your candidate is?
One of the functions of humor is to help all of us take ourselves less seriously.
But political satire has every bit as important a blade to wield as political analysis. People who were apprehensive about Palin’s appearance on a comedy show were-so because they see nothing remotely “funny” about her candidacy; rather do they see unmitigated disaster for our country should McCain-Palin manage to wheedle their way into the White House.
It was late; my eyes were bloody red tired; I needed some music to get me focused for one last paragraph. But the debul must be fuckin’ with me. Who else could slip Wayne Newton‘s “Dake Shaen” into my iTunes?! Anyway. I put it in the trash, and played this. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQQpWmKoB4g[/youtube] A little out of sync maybe. Maybe insipid to …
LIAR Magazine is working overtime. But then, so is Sarah Six-Pack. I like LIAR Magazine. I subscribe. It’s good to know who’s telling the biggest, most outrageous lies in a world beset by falsehood and deceit on every side. One specific thing I like about LIAR Mag: they think that someday, maybe not in our lifetimes, but someday when the …
“She’s got my vote and my heart,” says Joe Dirt LOS ANGELES — So what if it’s predictable and strains credulity— Joe Dirt loves Sarah Palin. “She may be an airhead and what not, and she was pretty much mauled by that Bulldog Biden guy, but she’s still the pitbull who like stole my heart when she winked directly at …
It’s a dog-eat-dog world these days it seems, and when a presidential candidate throws down with, “You can actually see Russia, from land, here,” you should know you’re dealing with a Hockey-momming pitbull in lipstick. HOCKEY MOM PITBULL V. BULLDOG BIDEN What are some other supreme court decisions you disagree with? “Hmm; Well; Let’s see; there’s huhhhhh, in the great …
