Category: Humor
Beyond the Palin
Ex-president Bush shakes hands with ex-president McCain, who was officially replaced as president today, after a stroke left him with the communication skills of a very bright rutabaga, (a cross between a cabbage and a turnip.) McCain’s wicked shiner was not explained. Excerpts from Mark Crispin Miller: (my emphasis) The choice of Sarah Palin has been widely and repeatedly assailed …
Can You Find The Elitists?
This compilation by the NY Times proves beyond a reasonable doubt that they are in the tank for Obama, as the McCain campaign charged today. Further proof that facts have a liberal bias.
Why Treasury’s Paulson Wants Absolute Power
As ye sew, so shall ye reap… A list of what this latest, inevitable crash of Wall Street has cost some of its leading enablers (from yesterday’s NY Times). Surprising how, in the case of former Goldman Sachs CEO Henry Paulson, a $300 million loss to his portfolio would lead him to demand absolute, non-reviewable power to spend $700 billion …
Deh DeREGULATOR
From “As the sky grows” by Driftglass: …the candidates weigh in (all quotes for entertainment purposes only.) Senator McSame leaps boldly into the fray: “I Can Haz Always Been An Deregulator! Capitalism 4Evah! Wall Street Roolz! You know, back when I was a guest of the North Vietnamese, I too knew what it was to be heavily regulated!” One of …
Fish Love Oil Rigs
“The fish love to be around those rigs.” This means they think off-shore drilling is not only safe but necessary. But will they love to be around China’s oil rigs off Cuba? You need to ask?? More than 600,000 Americans have lost their jobs since January. Home foreclosures are skyrocketing, and home values are plunging. Wall Street is hemorrhaging like …
“Readiness” Verbiage Attacked
Sarah Palin lets a parrot give her talking points now; she’s saving her voice for the debate with Senator Joe Biden. (Not everyone can see the clownface on the candidates; it’s not your fault; blame it on the MSM.) Palin: “As fur foreign policy, you know, I think that I’m prepared and I know that on January twintieth, if we …
