Bully Biff Beck

Just a few of the freaks that live in the head of Douche Beck. If you have the intestinal fortitude to watch Fux Noiz celebrity rodeo clown, Douche Beck, have you noticed how he looks and acts a lot like the quintessential Dick of the Back To the Future trilogy thing?  Both share low intelligence with a penchant for bullying …

December DICK

Just when you forget Dick Cheney has the world’s most powerful PaceMaker©, he reminds you by doing some fancy Vader-breathin’ on the Fuxdroid outlet. But this time it was the arrival of the December issue of DICK.

Real Bad Men Wear Stripes (Updated)

Seantor David Vitter’s “compassion” for this victim of rape lasted nearly 30 seconds, when he started talking over her; it was 64 seconds before he scapegoated President Obama; and a full minute and 12 seconds before he tucked his prehensile appendage between his legs and slithered toward the door.

Teh Motivatinator©

Teh Motivatinator© will be touring soon, but save you’re $4.95; we’ve got the whole speech for you right here. That’s it. What; You really expected more from him?? Didn’t we all.

Milkin’ It

I don’t do much cow dairy, so imagine my shock at seeing this vicious attack on four of our nation’s most profligate smug lying bastards.

It’s Not Racism When THEY Do it

Late last week, Democratic-leaning pollster Stan Greenberg released a focus group study showing that conservative GOP base voters live in an alternative universe of their own political paranoia. In this world, President Obama is ruthlessly advancing a secret agenda to ruin — yes, ruin — the economy so he can impose socialism upon the United States and destroy the core civil liberties of American democracy. And in this covert crusade, Obama is no more than a frontman for unseen interests aiming to annihilate the United States.