Sick Puppy Speaks

Sick Puppy portrait of George Herbert Walker “Poppy” “Popeye” Bush* If you endured the “prudent” George Herbert Walker Bush debacle during 1989-1993, then you know why his spawn, “W” Bush, was an even more devastating u-turn for the country. But unlike W, at least George senior was skillful enough to capitalize on his daddy’s connections, and after enrolling in a …

GOPPER.COM

The new GOPper.com has an addictive refresh feature that throws up (no pun intended) a new Republican face every time you refresh the page. I got a black face on the first refresh, and got six blacks out of the first ten pics, which is cool, because we all know the new Republican Party is 60% black… Aw ite! What up, dog?

Oh Snap! You’re all Gonna Die! Says Health Insurance Dicks Of Death

AHIP/CEOs swear they will kill every last one of us if they don’t get their way. Ezra Klein In the early-’90s, the tobacco industry commissioned PWC to estimate the economic devastation that would result from a tax on tobacco. The report was later analyzed by the Arthur Andersen Economic Consulting group, which concluded that “the cumulative effect of PW’s methods …

When Bigshots Get Religion

Michael Moore says he’s come to believe “that capitalism is opposite everything that Jesus (and Moses and Mohammed and Buddha) taught.” He says that “all the great religions are clear about one thing: It is evil to take the majority of the pie and leave what’s left for everyone to fight over.”

Propaganda Douche

…the entire Republican party now openly defines itself
[as] blatantly racist, sexist, repressed, exclusionary,
and permanently addicted to the politics of fear and rage.

Goin’ Rowg

Wasilly — ALASKA You might know by now that Sarah Palin has been pallin’ around with a wicked extremist ghostwriter. And with the help of this weg, she’s written a 400 page book in less than two months! And the ink-laden pulp will be on the shelves just in time to celebrate Turkey Day. But the irony only begins there.

Rare T-Bagger Spotted

Dickheads are of course, a dime a dozen at Tea Bagger rallies, but the 9-12 rally in D.C. which, depending on how much propaganda you can swallow, drew nearly 50 quadrillion angry pure-bred Americans, including this rare Tea-Bagger Dickhead, sporty a ginormous scrotum where his jowls should have been.