The Bush Billionaires

Spent all your munny, yet? Did you burn through your extra cash on the holidays War on Christmas? That triple-bypass you need? The mortgage meltdown? Gas? Groceries? Well then, you needs you some Bush Bucks®.

The Divine Light of Justice

Do we, as a nation, as a race of human beings, desire to live by the rule of law and the ways of justice? Then we must actually live our lives accordingly, and demand that our elected officials do so as well. If there is no accounting, there is no justice.

George W. Bush Liebrary

Controversial sculpture highlights the Bush Liebrary courtyard. (Click) DALLAS — The “Mission Accomplished” Sculpture Garden Annex to the George W. Bush Liebrary® was dedicated this week on the campus of Southern Methodist University, in a very brief ceremony honoring the achievement[s] of the outgoing chief executive.  The Annex is a publicly funded project which apposed the building of an oxymoronic …

I’m Depressed.

Things are tough.  I’ve been wrestling with the depression that has set in over the Salman Rushdie news not to marry… again.  Four bad marriages have  apparently convinced him that marital bliss is just a myth. And to make matters worse, Ann Coulter‘s jaw is still no longer wired shut.  I’m not depressed that she might have been suffering.  I’m …

Future News From The Other Side

Looking decidedly uncomfortable in the habiliments of their stature as last judgment defendants, George Bush and Dick Cheney stand before the Eternal Judge of the Ages. (Click) MANSONIA ONE — With eyes averted and lips cemented together as if to prevent himself from blurting out the truth, while his former vice-president grimaced and snarled in the face of his predicament, …

DOG BE FADIN’

Bushes be dopin’ down at the White House, wiff what can only be called a laid-back casualness that defies the boundaries of political propriety.  As Israel kicked a ground War in Gaza, the the bong tokin’ alcoholics got faded at the Southampton Dog Show as the terriers strutted dey stuff;  Pickles loved the Bull Terrier, Babbs, the Rat, and George, …

More Bad News From The Great White North

Well.  It’s what she does up there, now isn’t it. * * (Photo credit— unknown)