BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM
“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.
Category: Pandering
Teabaggers Prepare For Alien Invasion
Aliens tipped off by climate change begin their hostile takeover of earth With both houses of Congress and the President away on summer vacation, it’s been a slow news week. Unless of course you count the number of gaffs that regularly proceed from the lips of various GOP presidential candidates as they try to out-crazy each other for the wingnut …
PORN DOGS
No sir, we are not going to shove that picture of Michele Bachmann schlopping a Porn Dog down your throats. . .
Soylent Green & Corporations Are People Too: Romney Edition
Mittens the Missing emerged from his fortress of solitude Thursday to participate in Friday’s Iowa Republican presidential candidates’ debate. Figuring that as long as he was going to be in Iowa anyway, he deigned to grace the commoners with his royal presence. (Didn’t help much, given his coming in seventh in yesterday’s straw poll, which he won in 2007). Artfully …
Candid Bachmann Photos Turn Up On Internets
A happy pair of Bachmanns in their StillWater Minn. kitchen; looks like another loaf of fresh-baked bs is ready.
THE UNDEFLATED
Ex-Goldman Sachs banker and conservative quasi-documentarian Stephen K. Bannon has gone where no one has cared to go this summer until now: Iowa.
Romney-Bachmann Ticket Would Have Foster Child
It’s Back To The Future Friday, kids, and you know what that means— supercilious speculations are in order.
