Gretchen, You Ignorant Slut.
Where’s a Monty Python two ton falling weight when you really need one?
Category: propaganda
Oiley Sez Sport Fishin’s Alive & Well In The Gulf
Senator Mitch McConnell joined Gov. Oiley Barbour for some “good ‘ol sport fishin” Wednesday, in an effort to allay the fears of radical leftist fish lovers and prove that the “sport” is not actually “dead.” BILOXI — Mississippi’s Governor, Haley Barbour, a well-fed former Washington lobbyist, has matter-‘o-factly said the oil slick slickin’ offshore is “jist a sheen in most …
News Actress Gretchen Carlson Wears Fancy Pants
Not only is the president not throwing a tantrum, the president is also not dressing up in Palin-esque chest waders over a haz-mat suit, but is, according to news actress Gretchen Carlson, wearing “fancy pants.”
A Glutton For Punishment
Some people are just sloppy thinkers. They get their little macaroni fingers on a delicious but strictly philosophical entrée, and the next thing you know it’s dribbling down their chinny-chin-chin and onto their anti-gravity vestments.
Nightmare On Main Street
Since the Reagan presidency, the GOP has rightly earned the reputation as The Party of No: as a rabid opposition party opposed to anything that President Obama and the Democrats propose that might conceivably benefit the middle class and the poor, The Party of No Way Jose; and as The Party of No Ideas, whose answer for everything is simply …
TEA BAG NATION ARRIVES
Imagine my surprise when I woke up this morning and found TEA BAG NATION had arrived! No, I don’t mean the impending police state in ArivaZoni, or the national proliferation of anger, fear, and stupid now coming home to roost across America— I’m talking about the magazine…
