McMaverick Cadaverick

I’M NOT A MAVERICK!!  NOW GET OUTA MY WHITE HOUSE!! If you wanna bring teh stoopid close, you must click it When you’ve been dead about eighteen months, it’s easy to stop lying forget you’ve  “…always been a Maverick.” Now if you could just remember you’re  f’n dead.

Just So You Know

Glenn Beck is a Deranged Cult Leader. And the fact he has a national platform and following, Makes him a Dangerous Cult Leader and a national problem. So how much Treasonous Poison can you take, America?

The Loon Ranger & Taunto

The Tea Bags need their asses handed to them in a way that incontrovertibly crushes their insane and haphazard ideology one and for all as the supposed “America” they want to “take back.”

The Hatriot Auntie Christ

The “Anti-Christ” is the culmination of 2,000 years of speculation and fabrication by Christian theologians, assorted armchair nutballs, and theotards.™ And what we’re left with today is a story so crazy it would make God himself shake his head in disbelief.

Torch Me Up, Scottie

The attack against Christians by Beck may turn out to be the most interesting opportunity for Religion to finally provide some genuine open criticism of itself, and quickly provide the sort of self-correction Christianity so desperately needs. So you go, Jim Wallis, and don’t stop until Christianity is once again the religion of Jesus.

The Pinocchio Principle

The party of “family values” has become the lock-step party of “NO!” values; has become the purveyors of lies, selfishness, cowardice, and designing hypocrisy. . .

BREAKING Dick Hospitalized

Former de facto President Dick Cheney has been hospitalized with rectal pains, Fox News confirms. The 69-year-old war criminal…