Mammalian Protrusions Celebrated
The Canoga Park Frank Zappadan Celebratory Cotillion got down in their Zappa-gear on Zappadan by celebrating Mammilian Protrusions Wednesday…
Category: Satire
Twas Teh Nightmare Before Christmas
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B4y5sZKdI4[/youtube] A Lump of Coal. • No man was ever so much deceived by another than by himself. —Greville •
The Bush White Dog House
THE WHITE DOG HOUSE — The annual revelation that a little black scottie dog runs the White House was again met with shock and anger by too few normal human beings. “Barney,” aka “Bushmaster,” was again portrayed as the driving force behind the White House Christmas celebration by a cloying gaggle of the Bush family, gathered around the fireplace.
The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
Frank Vincent Zappa, Urantian musician, was resurrected on the third period following his physical death on December 4, 1993. He was as surprised as any resurrectee that comes through here, pretty much a fucked-up agnostic who thought he was just another burnt weenie. But Frank is quick, clever, and smart, and got with the program from day one…
Weasels Ripped My Exoskeleton
WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans, led by android creep pussbag Mitch McConnell, crapped all over the last day of Zappadan by pretending the anti-American obstructionist bullshit which continues to flow from every pore of the fascist Republican cabal was actually just them insisting on their “…right to participate in the the legislative process.”
THE PERILS OF POMPADOUR DEMENTIA
The disease is a variant in the family of tic disorders, and is sometimes referred to as Noggin’ Turrets…
Undiscovered Zappa Albums
• • • ZAPPADAN • • • Spooge-Monkey-Paramour Frank was an amazingly prolific and creative talent, and he generated serious gobs of words and music strung together and put to vinyl, tape, and plastic. But he ran out of time here. So we can only guess which of his undiscovered albums might have joined company with Weasels Ripped My Flesh, …
