Dick Has A Turd In His Pocket

“We decided we needed some enhanced techniques.” —Dick Cheney “WE” did??  So, just who is “We,” Dick?  Do you have a turd in your pocket?  Surely you don’t mean that dry-drunk Bush boy, do you?  Do you mean you and your daughter Liz, who, like you, doesn’t believe waterboarding is torture?  Just merely “harsh” interrogation? You know, Dick, as a …

Fourth-Degree Burns Not Torture

WASHINGTON D.C. — An apparently tough as nails Sean Hannity of Fox News has personally undergone what he called a “fair and balanced interrogation technique” to prove a point: fourth-degree burns are not torture.

IT’S NOT TORTURE

. . .WHEN DICK CHENEY DOES IT [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJI508KaaY[/youtube]

Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j0yMwiC6lQ[/youtube] The Soul of Richard Cheney   Terry Kruger

JUNE Apocalypse

The Apocalypse just keeps on coming; this month, Dick says to Jesus, “I can take that there dove off your hands with one shot.”
Got my June Issue of Apocalypse Magazine today, even though my subscription expired a year ago, there have been massive layoffs and firings of writers and staff, and the company is in receivership. Now ain’t that America for you and me. When I first subscribed, I didn’t realize that there was another meaning for the word apocalypse, product of popular culture that I am.

Hump? What hump?

In a desperate attempt to re-brand themselves as somehow relevant to America’s political future, a number of Rethuglican leaders have taken to the road on a “listening tour,” eager to convince voters that they aren’t the Party of No Ideas, that they have something to offer than just their eternal agenda of tax cuts for the very wealthiest 5%. Not …

They’re Here To Fux You Up

Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.