Regressive Repuglicon Hatriots
Regressives in Congress have substituted partisanship for patriotism, placing party loyalty above loyalty to America.
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Light That Sucker
Last night I was dreaming about Dick Cheney’s colossal twelve story, made of innocent human flesh funeral pyre.
Monster Mash-up
You’ve probably seen the 1934 “surgeon’s photo” of the “Lock Ness Monster. But have you realllly seen it?
OVEN MITT
LA JOLLA, CA — Three apparently poorly-vetted photos have the heat turned up in the Romney kitchen once again. The photos were distributed Wednesday by the Romney Campaign itself, explained spokesperson Bitsy Pestle, in an effort to re-frie Mitt Romney‘s flaccid ratings with America’s women after his recent attempts to introduce undignified welfare mothers to the “dignity of work“— outside …
Enter The Willard
Oh yezz. The Severely CONservative Gover-nerd. And when I think no way will the American people ever vote for this weaselly, transparent power whore, I remember that enough of them voted to enable the severely conservative SCOTUS to hand us eight disastrous years of George Walker fucking Bush. Well hold on. You won’t want to miss this bloody clusterphuque.
Wag The Beeoch
Nothing can prevent public office holders from acting out their disrespect for our president. But a real education might help.
The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress
“By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon, and it will be American”
