They’re Here To Fux You Up
Maybe Rush Limpbot will buy an island somewhere,
and you can all immigrate there, take a loyalty oath,
and form yourselves a little wingnut paradise.
Tag: Fox News
The Worst Type of Coward
Beatings, partial drownings, slamming detainees against walls, punching, kicking, poisonous stinging insects, forced nudity, sleep deprivation, profound disruption of sensory input, exposure to extreme cold and heat, all of it was so very necessary in prying loose information the psychopathic former vice president claims would have been used to keep us snug and secure at night when we climb into our cozy beds, and he slides back into his box of sacred dirt. . .
Jeb Bush Files For Legal Name Change
Jeb Bush stuck like glue to his brother’s catastrophic legacy TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA 1/6/09 [C.U. NEWS] In a tacit admission of the sulphurous stench that accompanies the name “Bush” in the political realm, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush filed a petition today with the state of Florida for a name change. Apparently Jeb was taking a hint from a television interview …
THE PERILS OF POMPADOUR DEMENTIA
The disease is a variant in the family of tic disorders, and is sometimes referred to as Noggin’ Turrets…
Merry Holidays
“Merry Christmas” militant Ms. Betty Fiobles waits for local authorities. FAIRFAX WALMART — Betty Irene Fiobles of East Dour drove to the Fairfax Walmart in a snit of Christmassy cheer Wednesday, but that cheer was quickly and brutally put to death by a renegade Walmart greeter, who savaged her by blithely uttering, “Merry Holidays.” Fiobles snapped, shouting, “How dare you!” …
Palintology 101
Sarah Palin will never hold national office, nor will any Republican at the presidential level for a long time to come. Why? Because America has uneducated jerks in it but is not a nation of uneducated jerks. The Republicans are done, hoisted on the petard of their own “southern strategy.”
The Gods Must Be Crazy: Update
The karma principle of causality continuity is, again, very close to the truth of the repercussional synthesis of all time-space actions in the Deity presence of the Supreme. – The Urantia Book Looks like the pray for rain camapaign by Focus On the Family, aimed at dousing Obama’s acceptence speech in Denver last night, may have triggered a karmic backfire. …
