Billary Death Watch

UPDATED BELOW Slate has put up a new page that tracks Billary’s odds of winning ’08 the nomination, beginning with a generous estimate of 12%. (Someone from within their own campaign estimated it at only 10% last week.) One of the current theories as to why Billary is intent on destroying Obama’s rep is that if it doesn’t win them …

Hagee Apologizes, But. . .

In a letter to Catholics via Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League and one of John Hagee’s biggest critics, Hagee apologized for numerous inflammatory remarks. The whole smelly reconciliation is here. The Gays who caused God to act-out through Katrina are still watching the mailbox for their letter. There’s more than a wiff of political expediency here. Senator Joe …

A Happy McCain Mother’s Day

O.M.F.G. . . . Did you catch the music?!? Wrong about the day he was born?? Wrong about being born during “Happy Hour”?? (Did they even have “Happy Hour” in the Neolithic?) How does this help us to think he’s not too old to remember who the Sunnis are? But twenty-seven bottles of Scotch?? For a baby?? Well MY mom …

TELL THE TRUTH

In between multiple plugs for natural gas, pharmaceutical companies who want to help me find free drugs, and Preparation H, Timeh the Russert potato-head opined on why the remaining super-delegates are not moved to give The Clint a reprieve on her life support. The Clint “If you want my guns you’ll have to pry them from my cold dead fingers.” …

ELITIST OBAMA EATS POT ROASTED AND JELLO MOLDED

Barack Obama told reporters of the MSM Mouse Circus he ate a lot of pot roasts and Jello molds growing up. Stunned reporters asked why an elitist would ever admit to “eating pot roasted and jello molded.” Atienne, a resident of a small town in Northwestern PA, responded to their stupidity this way: This is the problem with the MSM. …

LIPSTICK ON A PIG RELIGION

Radical Preacher and Pig Religionist, John Hagee Blogging at the Nation, John Nichols shared the following remarks of radical preacher John Hagee regarding Hurricane Katrina and the city of New Orleans’ “sinful” acceptance of homosexuality: “What happened in New Orleans looked like the curse of God…” Hagee explained after the city experienced a national disaster that cost at least 1,836 …

McCain’s Note In The Wall

McCain produced the note from his left suit coat pocket, and with a series of awkward looking jabs, he finally forced the note into a tiny crevice of the ancient wall.