In a stunning political reversal, Texas Governor Rick Perry has displaced Minnesota Rep. Michelle “Bat Shit Crazy” Bachmann as the top candidate for this year’s coveted political Darwin Award. In the wake of Governor Perry’s threats last year to secede from the Union over the issue of receiving federal stimulus funds, Texas is lagging way behind the national average in …
After a rash of mistakes and apologies over the past weeks, Fox News has sent a memo to employees announcing a new “zero tolerance” policy for on-screen errors. FishBowlDC obtained the memo, sent last Friday, which warns mistakes could lead to written warnings, suspensions and termination. USojo, however, has obtained the rough draft of that memo, which we thought was a lot more insightful and entertaining:
Carrie Prejean has dictated a book to a writer who shall remain nameless. (Apologies to Rene Magritte) Like my friend Propagandee, I avoid Larry King like H1N1. Prop says, “the man seems incapable of asking, let alone pressing, a follow-up question to guests who cling to their talking points like a drowning man clings to a life preserver.” But as …
Sick Puppy portrait of George Herbert Walker “Poppy” “Popeye” Bush* If you endured the “prudent” George Herbert Walker Bush debacle during 1989-1993, then you know why his spawn, “W” Bush, was an even more devastating u-turn for the country. But unlike W, at least George senior was skillful enough to capitalize on his daddy’s connections, and after enrolling in a …
WASHINGTON D.C. — An apparently tough as nails Sean Hannity of Fox News has personally undergone what he called a “fair and balanced interrogation technique” to prove a point: fourth-degree burns are not torture.
In case you missed it, or haven’t seen it enough to comprehend the magnitude of the ugliness yet.
Keith Olbermann just spent 10 minutes (beginning 10 minutes after the hour) discussing the “Steps to Financial Cataclysm Paved with Industry Dollars” report I mentioned in the comments section. As always, he weaves it into a compelling narrative well worth viewing.
