Tag: Mitt Romney
Twilight Zone Candidates
Watching the likes of Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Mitt Romney, Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Newt Gingrich these days, I feel like I’ve been ‘ported to The Twilight Zone. In the classic intro to the original Rod Serling series, the shattering window pane is the Overton Window of radical right wing craziness, pushed off the edge of the …
Herman Cain: Bizarro World’s Robbin’ Hood (Koch Bros Update)
The Teabagger’ search for the anti-Romney has been a long and frustrating one. First came Michelle Bachmann. After winning the way overrated Ames Iowa Straw Poll in the same week she was featured on the cover of Newsweek as “The Queen of Rage,” staring into the camera like the batshit crazy religious zealot she is. In near record time she plummeted …
And The Winner Is…
Sure, it was just a few ignoramai who cheered for a man to die* because he didn’t have insurance coverage; but figure those few in every county of the U.S., and you start to see the problem of harboring large numbers of under-educated buffoons who have been granted the right of suffrage. …The Tea Baggers! I can’t blame anyone for …
Soylent Green & Corporations Are People Too: Romney Edition
Mittens the Missing emerged from his fortress of solitude Thursday to participate in Friday’s Iowa Republican presidential candidates’ debate. Figuring that as long as he was going to be in Iowa anyway, he deigned to grace the commoners with his royal presence. (Didn’t help much, given his coming in seventh in yesterday’s straw poll, which he won in 2007). Artfully …
The Witless Mittness Protection Program
Is Mittens hiding out in Cheney’s old bunker? BEN SMITH at Politico writes that GOP presidential candidate Mitt Romney has been missing in action: Call it the Mittness Protection Program. Through the hot summer of 2011, the front-runner for the Republican nomination has been in hiding. Romney was hit repeatedly by his opponents and the Democrats for refusing to offer …
Romney-Bachmann Ticket Would Have Foster Child
It’s Back To The Future Friday, kids, and you know what that means— supercilious speculations are in order.
