Murdoch’s Minions

Admiral Rupert and his would be successors, son James and head wench, Rebekah Brooks The ongoing ship wreck of Rupert Murdoch‘s media empire, News Corporation, dipped its bow farther into the icy waters of the Atlantic yesterday. A year after the company announced its $12 billion offer to buy the 61% of England’s largest satellite tv company, British Sky Broadcasting …

Newtster Nihilism

Newt Gingrich as the incarnation of Gozer the Traveler Two years ago, in Terrified Beyond The Capacity For Rational Thought, I wrote: In their devastating November 4th defeat at the hands of an inexperienced, junior senator from Illinois, the Rethuglicans are in desperate search of a leader, someone that can match the intelligence, boldness, charm, and overwhelming popularity of Barack …

The Tiffany Catholic

Callista Gingrich posing as a Stepford Wife* Now we know how much a Tiffany Catholic costs to maintain: Newt Gingrich owed up to $500,000 to Tiffany May 17, 2011 2:23 PM Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who entered the 2012 presidential race just last Wednesday, is having an epically bad week. And it’s only Tuesday. On Sunday, Gingrich angered conservatives …

Boehner’s Boner & Newt’s Fruits

The Boner hoists himself on his own petard, er, golf club Oops. Republicans stormed Capitol Hill in January vowing to slash discretionary spending by $100 billion right off the bat. In their pledge to America, they promised that, “[w]ith common-sense exceptions for seniors, veterans, and our troops, we will roll back government spending to pre-stimulus, pre-bailout levels, saving us at …

Moral Insanity: Psychopaths & Sociopaths II (Update)

The head of the IMF was pulled from an airplane and arrested for the violent sexual assault of a hotel maid A few days ago in Moral Insanity: Psychopaths & Sociopaths, I compared sociopaths and psychopaths, concluding that the latter are usually high functioning predators that can be found concentrated in the financial industry. I concluded the post with this: That …

The Undeclared GOPers Debate

  One of the best SNL ensemble pieces ever. And props to the set designer for Chump’s golden pillared podium.

Corporate Welfare Queens (Update)

Corporate Welfare Queen, GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt During his 1976 presidential campaign, Ronald Reagan captured the public’s imagination by creating a cultural icon: a rich, Cadillac driving Welfare Queen (code for “Black”) to symbolize all welfare recipients as manipulative fraudsters out to game the system at taxpayers’ expense. His pogrom against the poor came to fruition when President Bill Clinton …