OVEN MITT

LA JOLLA, CA — Three apparently poorly-vetted photos have the heat turned up in the Romney kitchen once again. The photos were distributed Wednesday by the Romney Campaign itself, explained spokesperson Bitsy Pestle, in an effort to re-frie Mitt Romney‘s flaccid ratings with America’s women after his recent attempts to introduce undignified welfare mothers to the “dignity of work“— outside …

Jab A Sharp Fork In Them. PLEASE.

America is finally seeing a no-holes-barred demonstration of not just how morally and ethically depraved the Republican party has become, but really is.

Super Money Man

Those tiny little SuperMoneyMan shoulders can carry around millions of dollars, but they are just too small to carry the problems of the poor.

Winning The Crowd

“Are you not entertained?” Like professional comedians who will say anything  for a laugh, no matter how outrageous, politicians like Newt Gingrich will say anything to invoke a sense of outrage. This is both the Newtster’s greatest political strength and greatest weakness. While appealing to the baser emotions of anger, fear, and resentment plays well with the Teabagger activists who dominate …

Satan Stands With Newt

Newt Gingrich just happens to be the finest example of an amoral leader America has ever produced— and that’s why he has my complete incendiary support.