Shock & Awe Begins Its Sixth Year

Political wisdom. Emotional maturity is essential to self-control. Only emotional maturity will insure the substitution of international techniques of civilized adjudication for the barbarous arbitrament of war. Wise statesmen will sometime work for the welfare of humanity even while they strive to promote the interest of their national or racial groups. Selfish political sagacity is ultimately suicidal –destructive of all …

Republicans For Valdemort

Like the “Death Eaters” in the Harry Potter saga, the Repugs have done everything they can to suck the life out of the commonweal, exemplified by Grover Norquist‘s pledge to shrink the (social services part of the) government down to the point where it can be drowned in a bathtub. Ever since Reagan took office in 1981, they’ve been hell …

Disinformation and Other Stupid Mind Tricks

Both energy-things and spirit values are colored by their interpretation through the mind media of consciousness. —The Urantia Book [T]he content of a medium is like the juicy piece of meat carried by the burglar to distract the watchdog of the mind. – Alvin Toffler, Future Shock In the clip below, Dan Abrams takes a Repug congressman to task for …

The Manchurian Muslim Candidate

According to the tireless efforts of patriots like Matt Drudgery and Rush Limpbot, a political catastrophe of the highest order can still be avoided. In a scoop that left the MSM swooning with envy, Drudgery uncovered Barak Obama’s middle name. “Hussein. Hussein!,” thundered Limpbot in an exclusive interview I had with him today. “I mean, they don’t even try to …

Mortals Petition God For New Hell Policy

[M]ercy may be lavish, but justice is precise. —The Urantia Book IN A MOTION filed with the Universe Supreme Court yesterday, a group of mortals from the planet Urantia petitioned the Creator to revise his original plans and set aside at least one world for the eternal damnation of George W. Bush and his allies. “We know that the nature …

When Killer Islamofascist Robots Attack

A radio-controlled Dalek, a villainous cyborg from the Doctor Who TV series, being demonstrated in London in 2006. The device was responsible for the death of twenty-two bystanders, with fifteen more seriously injured before the remote was wrestled away from Howdy Dooby, above. “Terrorist groups may soon deploy killer robots against unsuspecting civilians. . .” begins this warning from the …

McCain Gets End Times Endorsement

A day after the Ohio debate in which MTP’s major scold, Timmeh Russert and presidential rival Hillary Clinton beat up on Obama for being the recipient of some favorable but unsolicited words from Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan, St. John McCain accepted the support from mega-church magnate and Armageddon promoter, the Rev. John Hagee. “All I can tell you …