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This Week In Teh Crazy (7-25-09)

by Michael Hart July 28, 2009

Appearing more diseased and deranged than usual, the defacto head of the Rethuglican party, Bloviator Rush Limbaugh, sporting a positively motivational 65mm hole in his forehead, stunned “inspired” dittoheads by repeatedly plunging a Nazi Air Force officer’s sword through his thorax. “Now,” explained The Blove, “this would kill your average Obamabot-pantywaist liberl; but as you can see, I remain unfazed.”

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Keeping Pests In Their Place

by Terry March 13, 2009

[T]he GOP may stand for something, but who can tell what it is? You can’t trust them to tell you what they stand for – they’ve been lying for so long that I’m not even sure that they know what their “core principles” are anymore.

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It’s Not Our Fault

by Terry February 11, 2009

At least some of the outrage that courses through the American psyche today derives from recognition of our shredded values of justice, and whether we can still claim we are a nation of law when our leaders suffer no consequences for their crimes.

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Lieberman Buys Lunch

by Michael Hart November 19, 2008

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • Joe Lieberman offers up a ginormous double shitburger to the Senate Democrats that allowed him to continue as chairman of two senate committees. “I made it myself,” quipped Lieberman. WASHINGTON — Senator Joe the Lie berman, with McCain Campaign trail makeup still etched in the folds of [...]

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Palintology 101

by Terry November 13, 2008

Sarah Palin will never hold national office, nor will any Republican at the presidential level for a long time to come. Why? Because America has uneducated jerks in it but is not a nation of uneducated jerks. The Republicans are done, hoisted on the petard of their own “southern strategy.”

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Don’t It Make Your Red Eyes Blue

by Michael Hart October 13, 2008

It was late; my eyes were bloody red tired; I needed some music to get me focused for one last paragraph. But the debul must be fuckin’ with me. Who else could slip Wayne Newton‘s “Dake Shaen” into my iTunes?! Anyway. I put it in the trash, and played this. A little out of sync [...]

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More Proximity Politics

by Michael Hart September 29, 2008

The little man rises up on his toes again.  It’s an uncontrollable urge to be bigger than he really is, if even for a split second. The little arms shoot out in tandem, fingers splayed as wide as they will go;  the gesture is brief, tentative, and awkward, out of sync with his emphasis:  “Sentor [...]

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Beyond the Palin

by Michael Hart September 23, 2008

Ex-president Bush shakes hands with ex-president McCain, who was officially replaced as president today, after a stroke left him with the communication skills of a very bright rutabaga, (a cross between a cabbage and a turnip.)  McCain’s wicked shiner was not explained. Excerpts from Mark Crispin Miller:  (my emphasis) The choice of Sarah Palin has [...]

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“John McCain is Aware of teh Internet(s)”

by Michael Hart June 25, 2008

John McCain reveals how many fingers he uses to access the Internets. When seventy-one year old John McCain acknowledged earlier this month that he was “computer illiterate,” it confirmed to many in the blogosphere (wherever that is) that the Republican presidential nominee was essentially clueless about politics in what some are calling the “digital age.” [...]

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Another Darth Cheney Lie Exposed

by Propagandee June 14, 2008

McClatchy News Services reports: Cheney on Wednesday told the U.S. Chamber of Commerce that “oil is being drilled right now 60 miles off the coast of Florida.” “We’re not doing it. The Chinese are in cooperation with the Cuban government.” ”Even the communists have figured out that a good answer to high prices is more [...]

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We Must Rise The Occasion

by Michael Hart June 4, 2008

NEW ORLEANS— John McCain stammered his way through one of his more memorable speeches ever Tuesday night, but unfortunately it was memorable for the number of speaking miscues off the teleprompter, not the content. It was memorable for the forced, creepy smiles at the end of sentences that didn’t warrant them. Even his repetitious blinking [...]

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Billary Declares Victory! Hangs in there!

by Propagandee May 13, 2008

Where have I seen this movie before? Oh yeah. Here:

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Reply to “America the Community”

by Propagandee April 26, 2008

[Due to formatting limitations in the comments section, I have chosen to reply on the main forum.] Hi Stan: Thanks for reminding us of the bigger picture. I’ll have fewer bald patches from frustrated hair-pulling that way. A few passages from The Urantia Book (TUB) lit up my synapses as I read along. But in [...]

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WINGNUT DREAMS

by Michael Hart March 5, 2008

Cross-posted from one of the fine Commenters at Driftglass; from Driftglass’ entry: “Get Rid Of The Bitter” TANBARK said:   Last night was a republican victory. In this year in which the repubs are going into the election with more negatives than any party in decades, for the DEMOCRATIC candidate to win the popular votes [...]

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