George W. Bush

Oh, By The Way. . .

by Terry January 17, 2009

Bush shorter . . . and worser . . . and eviler . . . than you ever imagined. (Even worse than the clip right below this one, because more of it will sink in.)

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Bush Bids Adieu

by Propagandee January 15, 2009

Tuesday, George W. Bush held his final cabinet meeting where he said: I tell people I leave town with a great sense of accomplishment and my head held high. The problem with that is, well, obvious. George W. Bush in a rare moment of introspection As the worst president in US history winds down his [...]

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George W. Bush Liebrary

by Michael Hart January 9, 2009

Controversial sculpture highlights the Bush Liebrary courtyard. (Click) DALLAS — The “Mission Accomplished” Sculpture Garden Annex to the George W. Bush Liebrary® was dedicated this week on the campus of Southern Methodist University, in a very brief ceremony honoring the achievement[s] of the outgoing chief executive.  The Annex is a publicly funded project which apposed [...]

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Jeb Bush Files For Legal Name Change

by Propagandee January 6, 2009

Jeb Bush stuck like glue to his brother’s catastrophic legacy TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA 1/6/09 [C.U. NEWS]  In a tacit admission of the sulphurous stench that accompanies the name “Bush” in the political realm, former Florida Governor Jeb Bush filed a petition today with the state of Florida for a name change. Apparently Jeb was taking a [...]

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The Bush White Dog House

by Michael Hart December 16, 2008

THE WHITE DOG HOUSE — The annual revelation that a little black scottie dog runs the White House was again met with shock and anger by too few normal human beings. “Barney,” aka “Bushmaster,” was again portrayed as the driving force behind the White House Christmas celebration by a cloying gaggle of the Bush family, gathered around the fireplace.

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Unemployment Soars; Bush Legacy Plunge Protection Team Swings Into Action

by Propagandee December 5, 2008

President Chimpy leaving his impact on the economy During his frat brat days, George W. Bush was famous for his binge drinking and pranksterism, reportedly leaving one of his fraternity houses in such a state of ruin that his Daddy had to pony up big bucks for the repairs. Well, his legacy continues to grow. [...]

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More On The Moron

by Propagandee December 3, 2008

President Bush getting in touch with his inner chimp George W. Bush can’t quite figure out why his presidency is proving to be the greatest failure in modern history. In an an interview with ABC’s Charlie Gibson the other day, he was his usual clueless and inarticulate self. GIBSON: Do you feel in any way [...]

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Republicans Eating Their Own, Update V

by Propagandee November 7, 2008

The Wasilla Hillbillies As Sarah’s gleaming White House carriage turns into a rotting pumpkin, this edition of Republicans Eating Their Own comes with the revelation that Sarah spent a wee bit more than $150k on clothes for herself, First Dude, and their adorable kids. Newsweek reports that: “…Palin’s shopping spree at high-end department stores was [...]

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McHoover On Wall Street Meltdown: We’ll Study It

by Propagandee September 18, 2008

Sarah Palin holding Trig, while Willow and Piper keep mom upright. First, a little context. When our self-proclaimed CEO president, George W. Bush took office the week of January 22, 2001, the Dow Jones Industrial average was 10,659. Yesterday, it closed 50 points under that. Bill Clinton left a budget surplus of over $250 billion. [...]

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Bush Finally Helping

by Michael Hart July 8, 2008

Some are calling it “Too little too late,” while others are reflexively saying, “Better late than never.” Either way, everyone seems to be gathering strength from the simple calendrical fact that the worst disaster in American presidential history is approaching its scheduled end. We’re talking of course, of the Bush Preznincy, currently inflicting its last [...]

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Bush: Flushed With Success?

by Propagandee June 25, 2008

San Francisco voters have, in an upcoming election, the opportunity to name a prominent civic structure after the current president. George W. Bush, whom many historians consider to be the worst president in US history, is nonetheless being singled out for the honor of having his name engraved on a building overlooking the beautiful Pacific [...]

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Urantian Sojourn Magazine

by Terry June 19, 2008

Pursuing The Right: Inside this Week’s Urantian Sojourn Magazine Oooh you’re so jaded! Not the neocon “right,” you silly jelly beans, but the real “Right,” as in the Right Stuff.~ This week’s headliners tell the story of real love between the Obamas, the kind of love that we all search for; real love, given freely, [...]

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The Obama Zeitgeist

by Propagandee June 7, 2008

Hillary Clinton missed the zeitgeist, while Barack Obama not only recognized and embraced it, but due in large part to his diverse cultural and racial background, actually embodies it. Barack’s message of Hope and Change found greater resonance in the Democratic electorate than Hillary’s message of Experience and Leadership. The latter no doubt polled well [...]

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Mortals Petition God For New Hell Policy

by Propagandee March 1, 2008

[M]ercy may be lavish, but justice is precise. —The Urantia Book IN A MOTION filed with the Universe Supreme Court yesterday, a group of mortals from the planet Urantia petitioned the Creator to revise his original plans and set aside at least one world for the eternal damnation of George W. Bush and his allies. [...]

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