When you’re really jonesin’ for Things That Look Like Meat, there’s only one place you can satisfy that craving.
In the last analysis, a bitchin’ toaster is only as good as what you Poot in it.
Two Hundred Motel security guard throws clown-suited Newt Gingrich out of Motel’s parking lot.
The Encino Mammalian Protrusion Cotillion got their areolas all bumpy-like Wednesday, as they gathered for their annual Zappadan celebration. The Cotillion front row left 2 right: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa; back row: Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, Frank Zappa, and Frank Zappa. (Click it.) ENCINO— Zappadan dress-up parties are …
Yeah I asked that too; who the fuck is he talking to?? Not us.
ZAPPADAN TWENTY TEN Yeah it’s already the second day of ZAPPADAN, and we’re off to a slow start, but then the main reason we do ZAPPADAN in the first place is to slow down enough to realize we’re having a good time. First thing you should do on ZAPPADAN is reminisce about last year’s awesome ZAPPADAN, and you can do …