Anti-Rat Pants

. . .Are a necessity when you play like this. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAPVxHNPN6s&feature=related[/youtube] Do not adjust your toobs; there’s nothing wrong with this video.

ZAPPADAN ’09

We begin our celebration of ZAPADAN ’09 with a look back at ZAPPADAN ’08, our first foray into the dark underbelly of the emerging world-wide Zappanese culture.

Adrift In The Storm

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attendance at this theatre.

Mammalian Protrusions Celebrated

The Canoga Park Frank Zappadan Celebratory Cotillion got down in their Zappa-gear on Zappadan by celebrating Mammilian Protrusions Wednesday…

The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny

Frank Vincent Zappa, Urantian musician, was resurrected on the third period following his physical death on December 4, 1993. He was as surprised as any resurrectee that comes through here, pretty much a fucked-up agnostic who thought he was just another burnt weenie. But Frank is quick, clever, and smart, and got with the program from day one…

Weasels Ripped My Exoskeleton

WASHINGTON — Senate Republicans, led by android creep pussbag Mitch McConnell, crapped all over the last day of Zappadan by pretending the anti-American obstructionist bullshit which continues to flow from every pore of the fascist Republican cabal was actually just them insisting on their “…right to participate in the the legislative process.”

The Illinois Enema Governor

• • • ZAPPADAN • • • • “Some day he’ll have to pay.” • • • • • • — Frank Zappa, The Illinois Enema Bandit [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOeOlcR_CgE[/youtube] Yes, another fortuitous conjunction of Zappadan with Ill-Anoise corruption corrupting absolutely. Rod the Political Enema is back at work today;  stand by for more scatological contributions.