Chump Change

Sheldon Potter meets with President Barack Bailey at an undisclosed location. Lemme make myself perfectly clear. I own this election.  Do you know what that means? It means I own you, yer stinking government charade, and this stinking country fulla stinking surfs. Do you have any idea what it means to have 24 billion dollars? It means I answer to …

Coming To America: The Handmaid’s Tale

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy In Ayatollah Santorum & The Republic(ans) Of Gilead, we noted some eerie parallels between Margaret Atwood‘s novel The Handmaid’s Tale and a resurgence of  the extreme religious right’s influence over the GOP in this presidential election year. The issues are familiar ones: separation of church and state (a …

Are We Insane?

ARE WE INSANE?  Is anxiety,  and even depression, a rational response to what passes for reality these days? Chris Hedges seems to think so. Here’s how he frames the issue: Welcome to the Asylum When civilizations start to die, they go insane. . .  Let the masses be thrust into extreme poverty and left without jobs while the elites, drunk …

SERIAL LIARS: They’re Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

They say Marshmallow Mittens is full of vitamin BS— like it’s a good thing. (Original image)   The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool. —Stephen King The shadow of a hair’s turning, premeditated for an untrue purpose, the slightest twisting or perversion of that which is principle— these constitute falseness. —The Urantia Book BATTLE CREEK — …

SATAN MAGAZINE ANNOUNCES LIQUID OF THE YEAR

I’m always on the look-out for new benchmarks of Right Wing crazy, especially where it involves religious ideas. But sometimes those “benchmarks” find me.

Satan Slams Santorum

Satan: “Ricky Santorum is a pussified Christian wanna-be who doesn’t have a fucking clue!”

January LIAR

The January LIAR takes on Newter’s split personality; seriously— only two??