Boehner Announces Green Jobs

Speaker of the House John Boehner, wept with pride or something Thursday as he announced the first, long overdue Republican jobs bill on the House floor.

The Newtie & Nancy Show

Oh, oh. If this two year old commercial paid for by the Alliance For Climate Protection gains currency among the Teabaggers, Newtie‘s presidential ambitions are in big doo doo. As political dynamite goes, it’s on a par with the Mittster‘s embrace of Obamacare”s individual mandate. What I like to call O-Romney Care. Perhaps the Newster figures that his promise to abolish the …

Bed Bugs Infest CPAC Convention

Teabaggers flex their political muscles at this year’s CPAC convention (Sung to the melody of “Bad Boys”) Bed Bugs, Bed Bugs– Whatcha gonna do, Whatcha gonna do When they come for you? Bed Bugs, Bed Bugs… I can’t help but wonder if the manager of the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel in Washington D.C., where The Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) …

Bachmann Goes Goth

Michele Bachmann’s latest attempt to protect her reputation as a “balloon head” raised eyebrows and set off stud detectors at Minn. International Airport.

WEAK PEOPLE

You don’t say… How long will we allow this doughy diaper-load of an excuse for a man to pollute and degrade our nation’s public discourse? Beware the tyranny of the minority. —Latin proverb Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies. —de la Mothe Fénelon,  1651—1715

Nazi Yahtzee

Jon Stewart busts one of Rupert Murdoch’s Stepford wives, Megyn Kelly, on Fux News’ use of Nazi comparisons…