IS THIS US?
Shrewd, wicked, and designing men are not to be permitted to organize themselves for the exploitation and oppression of idealists…
Category: evil
The Central Scrrrrewwwwwwwwwwtinizer
For my money, or the lack thereof, no Zappa character says Zappa to me like “The Central Scrutinizer,” the narrator on Joe’s Garage (November, 1979). It’s Zappa in snarky hyperbolic perfection, introducing himself as the enforcer of laws that haven’t been passed yet, and the messenger of the dangers of that horrible force called MUSIC. . .
National INQUISITOR: 500 CRIMES & 5,000 LIES
Nature abhors a vacuum, so there’s a new shit rag in town, the National INQUISITOR©.
SATAN SPOTTED ON CAPITAL HILL AGAIN
In a rare moment of demonic candor, characteristically angry and frustrated Christian icon, Satan, lashed out at a Fox news crew on Capital Hill today…
TRUMP PRAISES SATAN, SAYS THEY’LL WORK TOGETHER
The auditorium fell silent as Trump immediately began showering praise on “the Prince,” calling him a “very talented guy,” a “smart guy,” and a “very fiery negotiator.” He also complimented Satan’s “great personality,” saying, “He has a very, very warm heart, that I can tell you.”
Pressin’ The Chikin Franchise Flesh
Mr. and Mrs. Scott Pruitt pressed some “CHIKIN” franchise flesh recently, while spreading a little moral turpitude in Morocco.*
