RETHUGBOT ARRIVES

The July RETHUGBOT came today;  who’s gonna clean up this mess? Sorry boys and girls, no time for blogging today,  I got sucked into (ha ha ha) reading a free trial copy of RETHUGBOT, the latest liberal rag keeping track of the psycho-ego-maniacal wags ‘o the right.  Like that’s really possible.  I heard it’s being written by a bunch of …

Dick Has A Turd In His Pocket

“We decided we needed some enhanced techniques.” —Dick Cheney “WE” did??  So, just who is “We,” Dick?  Do you have a turd in your pocket?  Surely you don’t mean that dry-drunk Bush boy, do you?  Do you mean you and your daughter Liz, who, like you, doesn’t believe waterboarding is torture?  Just merely “harsh” interrogation? You know, Dick, as a …

Fourth-Degree Burns Not Torture

WASHINGTON D.C. — An apparently tough as nails Sean Hannity of Fox News has personally undergone what he called a “fair and balanced interrogation technique” to prove a point: fourth-degree burns are not torture.

IT’S NOT TORTURE

. . .WHEN DICK CHENEY DOES IT [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DJI508KaaY[/youtube]

Dick Dick Dick Dick Dick

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j0yMwiC6lQ[/youtube] The Soul of Richard Cheney   Terry Kruger

Crusaders R’ Us

Early on in the American occupation of Iraq, gruesome video of Americans being beheaded by their captors surfaced, fueling worldwide outrage against the perpetrators. A thousand years earlier, Christian crusaders, laying siege to fortified Muslim cities, used as missiles for their catapults the severed heads of Muslims.

Anti-Obama Buckaroos

Sean “Horse Apples” Hannity and Bill “Tiny Gerkin” OReilly are two Irish Blagards who would love to see President Obama destroy America, just so they could say “I told you so.” But if you can overlook that snit of insanity, you have to admit, they’re just too cute not to like, aren’t they?