IMA JIS BE STEELE

HONOLULU — Despite deep internal divisions and other problems, Republicans still appear invigorated after devastating national elections that saw them lose control of Congress and then the White House. The reason? An elite Hawaiian vacation/Stategery Session.

Trouser Rouser

If the emperor isn’t wearing any clothes, perhaps this is why. . .

Ode To The Senate’s HCR Bill

One song is worth a thousand words

Zappa’s Baby Snake Oil Elixir

16 OZ size Elixir, especially handy in the kitchen, garage, and light industry.

Make A Muffin Better

BREAKFAST DURING ZAPPADAN is special at our home, because we have these. “These” are fantasy muffins; muffins made from pure imagination. Imaginary muffins, each adorned with a lovely, tiny green rosetta— a small, seemingly insignificant detail, which, I tell you truly, make the muffin better.

LOADED IN THE WHITE ZONE

Honestly? Appliantologists f’n freak me out. But if they want to celebrate life, more power to them.

The Zappadan Diner

Sleazy Pancakes? Desenex Burgers? Burnt Weeny Sandwiches?
Only one place to get’em.