SATAN MAGAZINE ANNOUNCES LIQUID OF THE YEAR
I’m always on the look-out for new benchmarks of Right Wing crazy, especially where it involves religious ideas. But sometimes those “benchmarks” find me.
Category: liars
Satan Slams Santorum
Satan: “Ricky Santorum is a pussified Christian wanna-be who doesn’t have a fucking clue!”
Super Money Man
Those tiny little SuperMoneyMan shoulders can carry around millions of dollars, but they are just too small to carry the problems of the poor.
Satan Stands With Newt
Newt Gingrich just happens to be the finest example of an amoral leader America has ever produced— and that’s why he has my complete incendiary support.
Politicizing Zappadan 2011
Two Hundred Motel security guard throws clown-suited Newt Gingrich out of Motel’s parking lot.
The Newter Writhes Again
Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.
