BOEHNER BRAT TANTRUM

“Not at all what we expect from our elected representatives,” says Andrea Bustle, noted effete snob and House chamber dust arranger.

The Job Creators

In 2009 Lloyd Blankfein said, “I’m doing God’s work.” A week later someone from God’s office told him only a lying Sach of shit would make such a a ridiculous claim.

Romney-Bachmann Ticket Would Have Foster Child

It’s Back To The Future Friday, kids, and you know what that means— supercilious speculations are in order.

Stick It Up Your Ass, Little Man

Hello, Little Man… Sure heard a bunch about you… lately, anyway.

Fox News Announces Beck Replacement Shows: BOPRAH!

Just hours before his last show on Thursday, Fox News has announced that human tater-tot Glenn Beck will be replaced for the summer by a new gay talk program called, “BOPRAH!”

Like A Three-legged Stool

Our voice is made up of Americans from all walks of life like a three-legged stool!

Bachmann’s Brainless Trust

According to Michele Bachmann’s volatile new brain trust, the best place for a bomb— especially a “money Bomb”— is a bomb shelter.