Sleeping With The Enemy

If North Dakotans insist on treating every zygote like a real person, they had better be prepared to go a whole lot further than just getting into bed with a bunch of randy North Dakotans.

The Apostle Matthew Levi

MATTHEW LEVI  •  Terry Kruger Jesus the Son of God was a man among men, and the men closest to him were twelve diverse, unique personalities of that day.  The Bible and apocrypha contain scant few historical insights concerning these men;  until the appearance of The Urantia Book in 1955, almost nothing was known about their personal natures, not excepting …

The Apostle Simon Zelotes: Simon The Zealot

Simon Zelotes was a fiery agitator— and also a man who spoke much without thinking. . .

The Ryan-Romney Monster Mash-up

Uncle Mitters contemplates how he’s going to obfuscate his primary promise to enact little Pauly’s pet monster project.

Talking Turkey At Chick-Fil-A

The former Arkansas governor has arranged an all-out, balls to the bacon Eat-a-Thon at his local Chick Fil-A to support their anti-gay menu.

SERIAL LIARS: They’re Not Just For Breakfast Anymore

They say Marshmallow Mittens is full of vitamin BS— like it’s a good thing. (Original image)   The trust of the innocent is the liar’s most useful tool. —Stephen King The shadow of a hair’s turning, premeditated for an untrue purpose, the slightest twisting or perversion of that which is principle— these constitute falseness. —The Urantia Book BATTLE CREEK — …

The Blind Leading The Blind

There is no excuse for the involvement of “the church” in commerce and politics…