SATAN MAGAZINE ANNOUNCES LIQUID OF THE YEAR

I’m always on the look-out for new benchmarks of Right Wing crazy, especially where it involves religious ideas. But sometimes those “benchmarks” find me.

Satan Slams Santorum

Satan: “Ricky Santorum is a pussified Christian wanna-be who doesn’t have a fucking clue!”

Gays, Guns, God & Gynecology

Hearing into women’s reproductive issues: What’s wrong with this picture?  Last summer when the economy was still sputtering and deficit reduction was all the rage, the Rethugs believed they had the perfect campaign theme to run on—restoring the economy. That they were mainly responsible for its demise was hardly an insurmountable problem in their eyes. Counting on low information voters with …

Mitt The Murdering Mormon UPDATED

Mitt Romney is a Crazed Homicidal Maniac!

Super Money Man

Those tiny little SuperMoneyMan shoulders can carry around millions of dollars, but they are just too small to carry the problems of the poor.

BULLSHIT Happening Now

Do you get all your “news” from the 24-7 Cable Clowns? How cool is that??

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.