MISS ME YET?

“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says:  Fool me once, shame on… … shame on you.  Yi-fool me you can’t git fooled again.” —George W. Bush, Sept. 17, 2002

The Unambiguously DULL DUO

Thursday night America’s new dream duo will lay out their plans for America’s future under Republican rule. Hold onto your butts.

Pythagoras & Another Romney FAIL

Rafalga, the royal Romney family’s entry into the Olympics dressage competition Fresh from his disastrous debut on the world stage where he managed to insult his English hosts by dissing their preparation for the Olympics, preening prick and presidential wannabe Willard Mitt Romney slipped out of the country for what he hopes are greener pastures in Israel. (The NY Times, …

DEAD NUGENT

 “If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.” —Ted Nugent “If you gotta problem with Ted Nugent, you’re an IDIOT!” —Ted Nugent “With the Mao Zedong fan club in the White House, a clueless, rookie president hellbent on spending like a maniac as unprecedented debt piles …

The Newter Writhes Again

Why yes, that is a Swedish apparatus crossing The Newter’s pectoral majesty, and thanks for overlooking the piles of baggage that made him what he is today.