OBAMA CHOOSES RUNNING MATE

A smiling Barack Obama shows off his choice for veep to a captivated Chicago crowd, Friday. CHICAGO— In a stunning and solemn signal to Republicans and more importantly rogue nations around the globe, Barack Obama announced his choice for the vice-presidential slot on the Democratic ticket early today. GORT, spelled with all caps, stands for “Galactic Order Robot Tool,” and …

I WANT A SAVIOR FOR PRESIDENT

True Religion Is The Top Requirement. Lois: “The world doesn’t need a savior.” Superman: “Everyday I hear people crying for one.”   Savior Obama? A SAVIOR IS A PERSON who saves someone or something— especially a country or a cause— from danger. Such a person may come to be regarded with the veneration of a religious figure, like the Savior …

WINGNUT DREAMS

Cross-posted from one of the fine Commenters at Driftglass; from Driftglass’ entry: “Get Rid Of The Bitter” TANBARK said:   Last night was a republican victory. In this year in which the repubs are going into the election with more negatives than any party in decades, for the DEMOCRATIC candidate to win the popular votes in Texas and Ohio by …

OBAMA GETS THAT SINKING FEELING

Hillary Clinton once said all she had to do to knock a story off the front page was change her hairstyle. This past week, as it rained nine-inch deep double-basin shameless-steel kitchen sinks in Ohio, it was clear that something a little stronger than a hairstyle had knocked Barack Obama off the primary juggernaut he’d been on since the fifth …

McCain Gets End Times Endorsement

A day after the Ohio debate in which MTP’s major scold, Timmeh Russert and presidential rival Hillary Clinton beat up on Obama for being the recipient of some favorable but unsolicited words from Nation of Islam Minister Louis Farrakhan, St. John McCain accepted the support from mega-church magnate and Armageddon promoter, the Rev. John Hagee. “All I can tell you …

Clinton: I’ll Clean Up After Bush Dynasty

Clinton says she’ll clean up after Bush dynasty Fri Feb 1, 2008 12:01am EST LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Former First Lady Hillary Clinton addressed the question of political dynasties on Thursday with a one-liner that she hoped would allay concerns over two families dominating the White House for decades if she becomes president next year. Clinton, a Democratic senator from …

McCain Diss-tances Himself

Dana Bash, Evan Glass, and Shirley Zilberstein of CNN, were all aware that hatchet man Bill CunningHam had made a slur of their network’s initials too, clever ‘tard that he is, but they filed this unbiased account of CunningHam’s “disparaging remarks” of Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton; oh, and the rest of their accomplices, the liberal mainstream media. CINCINNATI, Ohio …