McCain Diss-tances Himself

Dana Bash, Evan Glass, and Shirley Zilberstein of CNN, were all aware that hatchet man Bill CunningHam had made a slur of their network’s initials too, clever ‘tard that he is, but they filed this unbiased account of CunningHam’s “disparaging remarks” of Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton; oh, and the rest of their accomplices, the liberal mainstream media.

CINCINNATI, Ohio (CNN) — A supporter of John McCain, speaking at an official campaign event in Ohio attended by the Arizona senator, called Barack Obama a “hack, Chicago-style Daly [sic] politician,” and told the crowd “all is going to be right with the world when the great prophet from Chicago takes the stand, and the world leaders who want to kill us will simply be singing Kumbaya around the table of Barack Obama.”

“World leaders who want to kill us”?  Hmm. Who could he be talking about?

Evil Amenidijihad
Evil Amenidijihadda-rama-ding-dong?

Kim Jong Ill
Evil Kim Jonga-rama Ding Dong?

Evil Cheney
Evil Dicka Ding Dong??

Evil Ailles
Evil Fox Rodga-Dodga Ailes???

“At some point in the near future the media, the stooges from the New York Times, CBS (The Clinton Broadcasting System), NBC (The Nobody But Clinton Network), The All Bill Clinton Channel (ABC), and the Clinton News Network at some point is going to peel the bark off Barack Hussein Obama,” said controversial conservative commentator Bill Cunningham, an Ohio native.

My goodness— he overlooked the Fox News Channel; well, surely Senator McCain would be willing to offer a perfunctory apology to the MSM for this hatchet job by his event announcer. . .

“That day will come and then you’ll know the truth about his business dealings with Rezko, when he got sweetheart deals in Chicago,” he added, “and the illegal loans that he received, at some point the media will quit taking sides on this and maybe start covering Barack Hussein Obama the same way they covered Bush, the same way they covered Cheney, and they same way they cover every Republican.”

Wow; this Bill CunningHam sounds like “a great American”— the same kind of “great American” he regularly praises for talking, well, like he does. He might even turn out to be “the great prophet from Ohio”— more-so than Obama is “the great prophet from Chicago.” He’ll need to be a prophet, since he’s predicted Obama has received “illegal loans” that will be discovered soon, and rescue his slanderous verbiage from being just another steaming pile from the slime pit of republican family value politics.

Cunningham also compared Hillary Clinton unfavorably to current First Lady Laura Bush.

Well— who paid him to take the friggin’ microphone? Did they forget to examine his fucktard credential? Did they miss the tell-tale crusty white foam at the corners of his pie-hole?

McCain was not on stage during these remarks. Immediately after the event, he distanced himself from the comments, telling reporters that he had been informed about “disparaging remarks” about his potential Democratic opponents.

“I have repeatedly stated my respect for Sen. Obama and Sen. Clinton, and I will treat them with respect,” he said.

“. . .While others, speaking at my official events, may say whatever they want; as that, my friends, is the way freedom will work when I’m president.”

“I regret any comments that may be made about these two individuals who are honorable Americans, we just have strong philosophical differences, so I want to disassociate myself from any disparaging remarks that may have been said about them,” he said, adding later that “I absolutely repudiate such comments, and again I will take responsibility it will never happen again. It will never happen again.”

“Better late than never, my friends. . .” (talking to the press now; the audience that had been slimed by CunningHam was already at the local Perkins.) “But my friends you know, these things happen, so I will gladly and honorably disassociate myself from them, and take responsibility from here on out that it will never happen again.”

As for the press? Well he hadn’t been “informed” that the “disparaging remarks” had covered their honor as Americans, too.

So fuck’m.

The shadow of a hair’s turning, premeditated for an untrue purpose, the slightest twisting or perversion of that which is principle— these constitute falseness. —The Urantia Book

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UPDATE:
Warning: The second video below is from the Hannity & Colmes thing from Fixed Noise Channel. If like me, you only rarely surf through Fixed Noise, you may find this video disturbing from a number of standpoints, not the least of which is the sheer stupidity of the conversation, the willful ignorance of the participants, and specifically the repulsive behavior of “our friend” Bill CunningHam. You might well ask, why bother showing this effluvia at all, then.

Two reasons. Yesterday, this. . .  creature— hired by the McCain people to deliver some “red, raw meat” to the assembled Republicans, was a McCain supporter. After McCain “diss-tanced” himself from the vitriol of the bipedal varmint, he’s now thrown his support behind Hillary Clinton. Why? Hear it for yourself, if you can. But the second reason is even creepier. This derp YELLED HIS ENTIRE FUCKING SCREED.  While it’s entirely possible that a radio dick does not understand the purpose of a microphone, I think there’s a better explanation here:

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