A LOT OF PEOPLE don’t bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, “Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?” But the answer is simple, my friends . . . just call . . . and tell them how you feel . . . about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL . . . and soon: A NEW RAPPORT. You and your new little green & yellow buddies . . . grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshiping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA. Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h . . .