TRUMP PRAISES SATAN, SAYS THEY’LL WORK TOGETHER

The auditorium fell silent as Trump immediately began showering praise on “the Prince,” calling him a “very talented guy,” a “smart guy,” and a “very fiery negotiator.”  He also complimented Satan’s “great personality,” saying, “He has a very, very warm heart, that I can tell you.”

Pressin’ The Chikin Franchise Flesh

Mr. and Mrs. Scott Pruitt pressed some “CHIKIN” franchise flesh recently, while spreading a little moral turpitude in Morocco.*

21st Century Summer Reading

GoingToParadiseUB

 

We’re taking a summer break because, well, it’s already global warming summer.
We’ll be back when we’re tired of sweating poolside.
In the meantime, you really need to get ahead of the unfolding Trump Catastrophe; 
we recommend you stop procrastinating about your spiritual progress and read
The Urantia Book while you’re still on Urantia.

Maybe start here.

The Crucifixion Of Jesus Christ

Then Pilate led forth the bleeding and lacerated prisoner, clothed in a old purple royal robe with a crown of thorns piercing his brow and, presenting him before the multitude, said: “Behold the man!

THE IDIOT BASTARD SON

    The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER’S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . THE MOTHER’S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)   The idiot bastard son: (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR) THE IDIOT BOY!   • • •   Kenny will feed him & …

EAT THAT QUESTION

 Go ahead, you hungry freak— Eat That Question   That’s Right Boys and Girls, it’s Zappadan again.     (Original Notes By Master Eddie) EAT THAT QUESTION is the 4th track on THE GRAND WAZOO.   It provides a humorous image of the tendency of free jazz and fusion to deconstruct tempo and harmony in the free interaction of small …

FSociety: The Feral Dog Sweats

    Faithless readers of this blog will not recognize yet another unheard of magazine atop a post, the reviewing of which is one of our favorite distractions as we hunker down for the inevitable unraveling of TRUMP’merica©. “MAGOT” MAGAzine— an acronym for “Make America Get Over Trump”—  (good luck with that, fellow optimists), is our latest, and tiny hands …