The Crucifixion Of Jesus Christ

Then Pilate led forth the bleeding and lacerated prisoner, clothed in a old purple royal robe with a crown of thorns piercing his brow and, presenting him before the multitude, said: “Behold the man!

THE IDIOT BASTARD SON

    The idiot bastard son: (THE FATHER’S A NAZI IN CONGRESS TODAY . . . THE MOTHER’S A HOOKER SOMEWHERE IN L.A.)   The idiot bastard son: (ABANDONED TO PERISH IN BACK OF A CAR . . . KENNY WILL STASH HIM AWAY IN A JAR) THE IDIOT BOY!   • • •   Kenny will feed him & …

EAT THAT QUESTION

 Go ahead, you hungry freak— Eat That Question   That’s Right Boys and Girls, it’s Zappadan again.     (Original Notes By Master Eddie) EAT THAT QUESTION is the 4th track on THE GRAND WAZOO.   It provides a humorous image of the tendency of free jazz and fusion to deconstruct tempo and harmony in the free interaction of small …

FSociety: The Feral Dog Sweats

    Faithless readers of this blog will not recognize yet another unheard of magazine atop a post, the reviewing of which is one of our favorite distractions as we hunker down for the inevitable unraveling of TRUMP’merica©. “MAGOT” MAGAzine— an acronym for “Make America Get Over Trump”—  (good luck with that, fellow optimists), is our latest, and tiny hands …

On the Trell With Sarah Palin

•  •  •  SCATOLOGY WEEK  •  •  • A workman draining blood out of turkeys looks on in disbelief as an unidentified man tumbles down the turkey wafer conveyor belt while Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin babbles about how brutal the “time consumption” was for her on the campaign “trell.” WTF does she think it would be like if she had …

The President’s Cup Runneth Over

President and fulltime game show host, Donald J. TRump, was spotted while not tweeting on Sunday as he prepared to award some losers in striped shirts, The President’s Cup trophy— a nasty looking gold-plated spitoon-like thing, nearly big enough to fit on TRump’s head.

#MAGA MAGAzine

    I’m not always comfortable explaining how I happen upon some of the weird magazines I review, and this one is no exception.  MAGA MAGAzine;  I see what you did there.  But this version of “MAGA” is not Donald TRump’s version;  this one claims to be “MAKE AMERICA GLORIOUS ALLELUIA.”  My guess was “Make America Grotesque Again.”  But yeah …