Category: Leadership
Troubled Teen Trump Actually Knew Clark Kent
STUMPDIGIT, SOUTH CAROLINA — In 1983, Fred Trump told an interviewer that his son Donald “was a pretty rough fellow when he was small.” But as a board member of Kew-Forest School, daddy Trump couldn’t allow Donald’s behavioral problems to go um, “unpunished”; he fixed that behavior problem by sending little Donnie off to a correctional facility military school, the New York Military …
WHERE’S BILL?
ACUNA, MEXICO — Ciudad Acuña is the fastest growing city in Mexico you’ve never heard of. You wouldn’t know it, to look at what’s left of the place after an F3* fucked the place up a few years ago; but more than a couple United States presidents have nom nomed tacos in this town. For some dam reason there was …
Cap’n Cruz To Go Down With The Ship
The Cruz ship be wrecked beyond hope and sinkin’ fast. But Cap’n Cruz whar picked by God hisself, he says, and is not about to scuttle her in port.
Etch A Sketch Drumpf (UPDATE)
As the GOP presidential campaign has unfolded, whatever light that the GOP might have once emitted has been sucked into the black hole at the center of the Bizarro universe where their evil twins reside. Those tremors in the Force you’ve been feeling of late is proof that the rupture between the two parallel worlds has already occurred, resulting in the time-space manifold between them being turned inside-out, expurgating their dopplegangers into our every day political reality
Debbie Wasserman Schultz and the Prison Industrial Complex
Speaking of the devil, have we mentioned recently that Debbie Wasserman Schultz ― who in her capacity as head of the DNC disadvantaged Bernie Sanders over the original debate schedule, is accused of a conflict of interest in handling tens of millions dollars of Hillary Clinton campaign donations, and was sued last month by the Sanders campaign over access to voter registration information ― is also a stooge of the private prison industry?
VOTING FOR THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS IS SO TWENTIETH CENTURY
Bernie hasn’t moved the Dembase to the left. He’s revealed a base that is tired of accepting “the lesser of two evils” as an electoral argument.
