Cap’n Cruz To Go Down With The Ship
The Cruz ship be wrecked beyond hope and sinkin’ fast. But Cap’n Cruz whar picked by God hisself, he says, and is not about to scuttle her in port.
Category: Life On The World Of The Cross
MONEY TALKS
Don’t expect to see a “Starry Night” 55er in your wallet—or in your lifetime; and not just because you’re poor and apt to stay that way. Money, it’s a crime Share it fairly but don’t take a slice of my pie Money, so they say Is the root of all evil today But if you ask for a raise …
VOTING FOR THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS IS SO TWENTIETH CENTURY
Bernie hasn’t moved the Dembase to the left. He’s revealed a base that is tired of accepting “the lesser of two evils” as an electoral argument.
WHY BERNIE MUST BE PREZ
Don’t let those punchy headlines fool you; it’s the black and white Bernie who’s telling it like it is. My twenty-one year old car is old enough to vote, and like Bernie Sanders, is time-worn and tested to go whatever distance. Like anything worthwhile it requires occasional maintenance, so it was off to Mike the mechanic today for a checkup. I …
The Evil Drumpf
The word “monster” gets tossed around quite freely by political pundits and tv talking heads when it comes to describing Donald Drumpf, né Drumpf.
The Trump Titanic Has Sailed
It’s all-ahead flank for the Drumpf Tramp Steamer right now; but some of us already know where this leviathan shit-scow is headed.
Great White Whale Dies Near White House
A Great White Whale was found dead on a sidewalk ringing the White House this morning, and officials appear to be Drumpfounded as to how it got there.
